The only thing Muslims should apologise for is algebra.
For that, I am truly sorry.
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I accidentally launched them into the sea
That is throwing your child into hell itself
there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them
Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?
literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13
When I was 13 I wanted a pet dragon
I still want a pet dragon.
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
Shit I just realized is “crazy eyes” not “crazy ice” these whole two seasons I just thought she had an undercover ice fetishe. I feel like I’ve been betrayed