there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them
Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?
literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13
When I was 13 I wanted a pet dragon
I still want a pet dragon.
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
Shit I just realized is “crazy eyes” not “crazy ice” these whole two seasons I just thought she had an undercover ice fetishe. I feel like I’ve been betrayed